About RoastRoom

RoastRoom turns a photo of your space into a brutally funny, personalized roast—and then follows the punchline with affordable ways to make the room better.

We believe interior advice should feel entertaining, useful, and realistic for first apartments, dorms, renters, and anyone without a designer-sized budget. The room is fair game. The person never is.

Ready for the honest version?

Upload one photo and let RoastRoom roast the room, then rescue it.